Not that we have anything against turkey or any other luncheon meats (other than olive loaf - WTF?). We just love grilled cheese!!
Like any exciting Monday night, we were sitting around watching our favorite trainwreck reality show, The Bachelor, and after the most dramatic rose ceremony ever, Christina asked Sarah if she would accept her Grilled Cheese sandwich. Sarah viciously declined.
The conversation inspired the idea for the best new VH1 reality show of all time - Big Girls Need Love Too! (Don't we all!). Here's the premise - 1 big girl, 25 chubbie chasers and a whole lot of love. We aren't the kind of girls that receive roses, backstage passes, or keys to a bisexual's we don't want to know what, but we would like to be offered a really good grilled cheese sandwich. So at each elimination ceremony, the men would be offered a delicious cardiac arrest inspiring food as a token of devotion and would hear the question, "will you accept this donut" or cake or whatever is the food of the week. The final question will be "will you accept this grilled cheese sandwich?" and will be offered with a yummy grilled cheese sandwich (cheddar on sourdough, please). So it is in this spirit that Christina and Sarah would like to ask if you, dear reader, "will accept our grilled cheese?"
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I am so excited about this site. You guys are hilarious! Yeah, you have something to say to the world, say it loud, say it proud!! I will accept your grilled cheese!
I have to be honest I think that maybe you two were dropped on your head as children (Oh, Yeah, THAT JUST HAPPENED) but I do believe the end result may just have been the catalyst of pure "genius". I guess I will choke it down (I am a peanut butter and strawberry preserves kinda guy)(that's what hoity toity people eat instead of jelly) "I accept your grilled cheese sandwich"!
As a further comment I guess I will go out on a limb here and support CAT5. Hellboy was not that bad. True no real dialogue or great plot line but I think you are missing the point of a BOY MOVIE! Action Without A Cause - and the elf pretty much kicked A**.
I took my daughter as a date and she told me it was awesome and she wasn't scared (she likes to convince herself-it is funny) The whole date came about in a very funny way.
So Anyways - I am looking forward to your next comments. Or should I say I am "bracing" for it.
Well, I am glad you support me on the Helloby thing. I loved the movie. (Not as much as The Dark Knight, but still). And I am doubly glad that it didn’t sound strange that I accidentally asked out a teenage boy. In my defense, most of the movies I like appeal more to teenage boys than they do to Sarah or Christina.
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