We Are Back in the Game People!

Contrary to popular belief we are not dead; we were not abducted by aliens; we were not away at fat camp! It simply took us 7 months to figure out what our login information was! We finally were able to sign-in due to Christina's sluethiness and we have LOTS to discuss. Obviously we should start with something of importance like the world deficit or who Jennifer Aniston is dating, but instead we need to talk about the phenomenon that is Thunder Down Under.

So here is a laundry list of our adventures over the last several months:

In August, we celebrated Christina's 30th Birthday and she and Cat5 took a quick trip to NYC. We also had a classy night out at the Shakespeare Festival thanks to Sarah's sister, Kimberly. She made us fancy food and brought it in a swanky picnic basket. We finally felt like we fit in with the other Shakespeare groupies.

In September, we went to a soggy version of Spud Dad to celebrate all things potato! Sarah was bitterly disappointed when the main event, the Spud Tug (a tug-of-war over a pit of mashed potatoes mixed in a concrete mixer) was rained out. We celebrated Cat5's birthday and saw the always amazing Jim Gaffigan when he came to town. Hooooot pocket!

In October, we went on our respective family vacations. Sarah got screwed by NASA, developed heat rash and explored every Disney park in the hot mess that is Florida. Christina studied witchcraft, American History and fall foliage in Massachusetts.

In November we celebrated Turkey Day with Christina's family by eating tacos and all of the pie we could find in a 10 mile radius. We ordered our tickets to the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics. We plan to watch hockey, hit on Canadian boys, and stalk Sam and Dean on the Vancouver set of the TV show Supernatural.

In December we went to Vegas, baby! We gambled, watched Australian male strippers, and danced the night away. The weekend was crazy and full of debauchery but a little lacking as we were neither arrested nor participated in any quickie Vegas weddings.

In January, we rang in the New Year in style at our Fourth Annual Spinster's New Year Party. (Details can not be disclosed.)

And now it is February. While most people are trying desperately to hold onto their money and jobs, Cat5 has been single-handedly trying to save the economy with daily visits to Sephora and Amazon.com. Since we are too poor to do anything else or keep up with Cat5's extravagant lifestyle, we decided to start blogging again. It is completely free and we find ourselves funnier than any other entertainment available.

We will try to rededicate ourselves to our blog and to posting more often than once every seven months.